One day I walked into this house after getting laid 464658974264673553857575585800055354335653754474743563761115653564678654436662563646463664646737364632667437372646277426747327737634344636364646644646464 septillion times as usual. On the third floor there was a door. I opened it. Behind it was a hallway. I walked to the third door on the left and opened it. I walked into the room and got laid again with this skeleton and then I opened the closet door. In the closet there was a big box. I opened it and inside was a smaller box. And a smaller. And smaller. I did this 6 times until there was a shoebox size box in front of me. I opened it.
Inside, there was a pink jellybean.